December 2011
59 posts
today i just feel dreamy. someone asked me what am i doing for NYE and my response was “floatin around…. lookin for love… feeling magical”
sometimes, answers are elusive and the most obvious conclusion seems unlikely to one in denial…
…some nights i go out and i’m really impressed by how great my boobs look
it's 5:39 AM
…and i had to wake up from my slumber after 11 hours of work ( even though i have to work 11 hours today as well), to the most disturbing confrontation between a good friend of mine and her boyfriend. so, let me regail everyone with a story my mother told me. My mother grow up in Peru with 13 siblings (and i believe she is number 7?), but when she was a teenager, her older sisters were...
Why Creative People are Eccentric →
well, if you think you didn’t accomplish anything, you can say “at least i got laid”…
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i usually refrain from writing anything too personal on my tumblr because i think my ex fiancé’s girlfriend is stalking me.
Nerds and Male Priviledge →
Long Hair, Don't Care →
people keep comparing me to Snooki… i don’t know how to take it.
my life would be so perfect if i didn’t want to bang it out all the time.
so i’ve summed it all up. there are 3 categories of dudes in my life:
1. Mimbos- these are the guys i end up sleeping with; they are always super beautiful, they are always great for a good time, AND they ALWAYS have bullshit excuses because they are too dumb to come up with anything plausible… sometimes they try to cuddle, and i hate cuddling because i hate anything that implies...
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Hypersexual Epidemic →